Why ask me?

Judge: Your laywer says you have not stolen. Are you aware that lying can get you to jail?

Accused: Why ask me your honour? Ask the man (lawyer) who's lying!

srini

One too many

Swiping one's idea is theft (intellectual property);

Grabbing from two sources is embracement of concept;

Deriving from too many - is honourably called research!

srini

Forthright!

A wife to her husband: You are forthright - right every fourth of the time!

srini

A cool appraisal letter!

Dear Manager (HR),


Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
sent away as soon as possible.


Signed - Project Leader



A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:

"That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9,11, 13) continuously for my true assessment of him."





Signed - Project Leader




srini

SWOT analysis

Strength: My wife

Weakness: Neighbour's wife

Opportunity: When my neighbour is out of town

Threat: When I'm out!


srini