Programmer's parody

# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal do pal meri kahani haipal do pal meri hasti hai..

# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoonhar ik pal meri kahani haihar ik pal meri hasti hai

# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagazkora hi reh gaya.

# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahijaan bhi jati nahin.

# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yehKahan shuru kahan khatamYe manzilen hain kaun siNa woh samajh sake
na hum

# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna heinmujhe bhi kuchh kehna heinPehle tum, pehle tum.

# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeTum dena saath mera hamnawaz.

# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyanYeh khula asmaanAa gaye hum kahan.

# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

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